I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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