No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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