is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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