I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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