its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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