no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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