just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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