I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How does one acquire holy water?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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