I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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