I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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