can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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