physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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