My hand turned me down
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
porn star boner night. come get it.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
