I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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