You surviving the open bar?
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And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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