Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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