I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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