Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think my tv is drunk
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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