Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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