I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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