real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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