they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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