Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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