sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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