census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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