I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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