she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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