We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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