Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
