try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
jump out the window naked night went bad
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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