WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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