I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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