69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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