I'm jealous of your bromance
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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