apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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