He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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