I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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