i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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