420 ftw
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go home
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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