Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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