Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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