A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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