I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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