Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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