I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Congratulations! We have a period
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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