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(763): View more from Minnesota

My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?

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(443): View more from Maryland

where are you?

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Hypothermia

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(201): View more from New Jersey

When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

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(530): View more from California

he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.

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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?

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