That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm like, not good at living.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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