Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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