Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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