Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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