: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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