carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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