so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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