I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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