The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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