look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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