Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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