Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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