you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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